An extract from the diaries of infamous bear raider Evil Knievil

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22 June 2009:

I took £35,000 to win £105,000 on Campanologist on Saturday. That and one or two other losers rather sealed a bad end to Ascot week.


Years ago, I learnt that the surest way to avoid being lost in a jungle is to slip a bottle of gin and another of dry Vermouth in your rucksack and, when all hope is lost, set up one's little camp table and set to prepare a Dry Martini. As soon as one starts, a voice will emerge as if from nowhere and advise that "that is no way to make a Dry Martini". At which point one is led to safety.


My preferred method is to poor out the gin and simply wave the Vermouth cork above the gin and so let aerial osmosis handle the miniscule number of Vermouth atoms required to achieve total satisfaction. It is exactly the same with Reb-A the sweetener derived from the Stevia plant. Reb-A is 300 times sweeter than sugar or whatever. It is so sweet that one needs merely wave the Reb-A above the liquid or whatever for sweetening for the required aerial osmosis again to occur. Many would think this is a powerful commercial advantage.


The trouble is that there is no patent restricting anybody from developing a derivative of the Stevia plant and competing with the Reb-A offered by PureCircle (PURE). Indeed, casual enquiry on the internet shows that PureCircle faces just such competition. Further, I hear of supply constraints facing the existing commercial configuration being developed by PureCircle. I have sold at 260p. The current rating is stratospheric.


Some may have noticed that Xtract Energy (XTR) sold yet more MEO in Australia late last week. This assists clearing the deck to allow Xtract's stake in oil in Turkey to go up from 20% to 34% at option. the reason for so increasing the stake must be a belief by Xtract that Turkey is going well. Take the hint and hoover up more Xtract up to 3p.


Finally, there is some hope lately identified for two members of my family. They are my brother's daughter's two (so far) sons. She is married to an Indian (brown, not Red) and has therefore spawned Cawkasians. I think it unlikely that this small difference in spelling will be noted by the admissions committee of the BNP. The brothers can therefore join forthwith. (The elder, nearly three, has a Ferrari which I got free from a Shell petrol station at which I had just spent £50 a year ago.)


It is suggested by a certain idiot that the paragraph above may be offensive ( or not funny). Ridicule is the best way to deal with the BNP at this stage – besides, of course, dealing with reasonably expressed fears and grievances. Unfortunately, most people are just so stupid they don't get it. These people are also ridiculous.

24 June 2009:

You might find this hard to believe. But it is true since the aggrieved party, Sean Daley, telephoned me last night and took me through it yet again.


Some will recall that I advised those attending Master Investor at Islington in late April that on 19th June Environmental Recycling Technologies (ENRT) – formerly 3DM – would in due course be wound up since the High Court would on that day judge that it must pay up for Mr Daley's claim for about £500,000. Environmental has almost no cash to pay any bill. Mr Daley is a former employee. In the event, the wrigglingmost worm of all time, ENRT's CEO, Ken Brooks, got the hearing put back to 23rd June. But it made no difference since the judge decided in Sean's favour. All this was decreed at 10.00 a.m..


Come 3.00 p.m., ENRT sort of announced the events unfolding to the market with the further advice that ENRT had just served up (many years after the alleged event and in relation to a litigation going on for almost as long) a claim against Sean Daley for misappropriation of company money. This is in my view an entirely phoney claim and the delay in serving, itself makes it unbelievable. Why Evolution, the Nomad, goes along with this, I do not know. It degrades them. In the meantime I'd sell ENRT for what you can get as Mr Daley will be seeking his money post haste as the Court has decreed he should. I am short.


Turning elsewhere and up to Leyland in Lancashire, we encounter Music Box* or MBL Group plc (MUBL) . At first glance this does not look very cheap. But it is making money so fast and turnover is expanding so quickly (staff numbers have lately been increased by no less than 50%) that, at 130p to buy it might be on a PE of 3. Music benefitted from Woolworths's collapse and took over perhaps two thirds of its DVD etc. business. Music's time has come. The joint is jumping. Results for the year ended 31st March are due on 9th July. Feed while ye can.

Yours sincerely

Evil's idiot Diarist

* Music Box is a corporate client of Bishopsgate Communications which is owned by RSH the ultimate owner of this website.

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